Descent 2nd Edition - All painted monsters

Meet the monsters!

'Welcome, adventurers to "Duncan's School of Dungeoneering". Here you will learn the ropes of treasure hunting and dungeon delving...

...and what better way to start the day with some basic exercises in enemy recognition?

We'll begin with the less dangerous denizens of Terrinoth - individually no threat to big, bad, tough sword - swingers like yourselves! But in numbers? Watch out!

Goblin archers

'Time is money everyone, and time wasted on wading through these gobbos is less time for exploring and lootin' Watch out though! Many a careless wanderer has realized too late that goblin archers like to gang up on ya - from out of melee range if they can. They may be poor shots, but sooner or later one of those arrows is going to get through...

...your visor...

...your collar...

...remember it only takes an arrow in the knee to end your adventuring career! - Although I hear the city guard often takes in the injured and puts them to good use.

Zombies

'Ah, the shuffling undead. Common to every corner of the Kingdom, but ESPECIALLY where you are going to spend the majority of your time...

...you can outwit them for sure, but you can't easily stop them coming. "Quantity has a quality all of its own" as someone once said!'

Cave spiders

'Eight furry legs? CHECK!

Shiny, beady eyes that catch the glimmer of your torch in a dark room? Check!

Giant pincers that deliver a poisonous bite? OF COURSE!'

Just like they say about rats in the city of Yew 'Nork...

...there are always a few just yards away from you, even if you can't see 'em!'

Barghests

'Many a careless adventurer has mistaken these hounds of hell for a pack of wolves at long distance, but truthfully? Being ripped apart and being eaten alive by actual wolves would be a blessing compared to being caught by a pack or Barghests! Tread carefully, and take my advice, you'll smell that flesh before you see them!

'Now then, now we've got that little lot out of the way, let's take a look at some of the 'larger' types of monster...'

Ettins

As the song goes:

'They're big, they're mean, they aren't that often seen...'

...but when they ARE you'd better be beware. You can disrespect their lack of brains but not their brawn - a good hit from that home-made mace and we'll be scraping you off the flagstones and sending you home in a bucket!' Actually SCRATCH that - me and the staff at Duncan's aren't  paid enough to go in and get you...

...Unless you buy our convenient 'Adventurer's Injury, recovery, and repatriation insurance' (TM) that is! See our broker, Peg-leg Pete, in the office if you are interested.

Elementals

'Bah, most continents and their petty wizards can barely summon a single FINGER of Elemental flame. Our wizards though...

...elementals that are composed of fire, earth, air, AND water. 

...If they don't burn ya, they'll drown ya...

...if they don't drown ya, they suck the air out of your body...

...and if that doesn't work they'll simply crush you with their giant hands!'

Merriods

'Wassat you say, you can't swim?

Don't like water?

Avoid those puddles then har, har!'

If you aren't careful they'll have a long tentacle wrapped around you before you know it, and those hooked teeth will latch into your flesh and begin pulping your insides as they drag you down...'

Shadow Dragons

'You made it this far? Well, most don't - they died along the way - which is why payment is upfront right!?

Pay attention now for the big guys, the Shadow dragons. Not only are they faster than you, larger than you, and tougher than you, these guys and gals are brainier than you too. The images below capture the unusual shadow dragons that live in these parts. How they'd end up in these unusual colours I can't tell, but around the city we call them 'Ol' Swampy' and 'the Autumn Queen'...

...they could be a mated pair, or just good friends - nobody knows because anyone who asked them and got an answer never made it back!

Pray they never cross your path my friends...

Pray...

'Well that's the end of today's lesson! I hope you found it useful...

...As I always say, 'knowing your enemy is the first step to surviving your enemy.' 

I'll see you next week - those of you that make it back from your descent into the ruins that is....'

Bossonian captain for Conan.

 'Don't worry lads, it's just a single Cimmerian!'

One of the nice things about the Conan board game is the variety of miniatures. A good example of this is the Bossonion captain. Heavily armoured, he wears a mix of metal and leather, with what looks like Chainmail. From a painting perspective this gives a good chance to use layers of metallics (for highlights) and Contrast paints (for speed).

Here he is:

Leather: Contrast Snakebite Leather (boots, etc. ) 

Boots: Contrast Cygor Brown.

Metal plates: Leadbelcher> Nuln Oil wash > Leadbelcher >Runefang Steel highlights.

Chain/ring mail: Contrast Black Templar> Runefang Steel drybrush.

Cloth: Contrast Blood Angels Red >Mephiston Red / Wild Rider Red mix.

Skin: Tallarn Flesh> Reikland Fleshshade wash> Tallarn Flesh/ Elf flesh mix.

Now the Bossonian guards have a leader!

Homemade dice for the Conan board game

Let us pray:

'Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many, we do not have enough dice! Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge more dice! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!'

After my first game of the Conan board game, it was apparent that one complaint raised by reviewers was absolutely true - the core box doesn't come with enough dice.

If you aren't familiar with the core mechanics of the game, a key element is rolling special coloured dice to attack, guard, and so on. These come in three colours, red, orange, and yellow. Each face has 0~3 axes on it to represent your attack power. Red are the most powerful, then orange, then yellow. Use of each die usually costs a point of physical energy. For example, Conan wants to attack an enemy, he pays 5 points of energy to max out his attack (5 red dice), then he is using his two-handed axe (1 red dice). That's a total of 6 red dice. 

How many come in the box:

• 3 red.
• 3 orange.
• 3 yellow.

It seems strange that there aren't enough dice in the core set to cover the main attack of the main character!

Did Monolith games go on to make separate dice packs? Yes, indeed! These sell for about 20~25 USD on eBay for 6 more dice, before international shipping (at time of writing. Jan 2022). In my case, add another 20 USD.

I looked at various alternative ways to get dice:

a.) Suck it up and pay for real ones - expensive (see above)

b.) Get someone to make a custom set - almost as expensive?

c.) Use a dice roller app with custom faces - not as fun as rolling the real thing?

d.) Find a 3D printing company and the files to print locally. A hassle here.

I'd nearly given up, but an idea came unbidden to my mind, and a short search later led me to blank dice being sold via Amazon. These are available in different colours and volumes at an affordable price. I bought 50 blank dice, 15 of which were in the right colours, for 9 USD, (including international shipping.)

To find similar dice to those below, search for 'blank plastic dice'. You want 16mm dice.

Now I had dice, the issue was how to get the design onto the blank dice? In the end I went with freehand, using a permanent 'label' marker. This comes with both a thin tip and a wide tip. The results here came using the thin tip.

Detail (the homemade dice are along the bottom row.)

As you can see, I didn't get the scale of the axes correct, but they are perfectly legible - perhaps more legible? Also, the colour of the new dice doesn't quite match the originals. However, in natural light the red and orange of the originals can be difficult to differentiate, and the blank dice actually are easier to tell apart.

This took about 45 minutes of freehand. Now I have three more sets to do and we'll be there.

Overall this was worth it to me. I saved money, I like 'making' things, and I'm making our next game smoother and easier to play.

Thank you Crom!